Spam Thread Mk. III

Now the real hangover hits.
Luckily I have cooked sausages

 

Boooo
Byebye, nex. Speak soon.

 

I have you some sausages.
They're cumberland sausages. I used to love cumberland sausages but now sausages kind of suck to me.

I hit post and walk away like a badass to get some milk and I come back to "SOMEBODY ELSE HAS POSTED BEFORE THEREFORE POSTPONING YOUR AMAZING POST". Why must you do this?

 

Ahaha! Because my post is superior to yours.
Plus, who drinks milk at this time?

 

Somebody who lives in a loft and who likes milk.
That's who.

 

i could totally launch into a huge conversation about my milk preferences, but i don't want to get into that heavy stuff at this time of night.

Do you still miss her? xD

 

Hmm?

 

don't play dumb.

 

If you mean my ex then yes and no.
It's a complicated question but in the end I'm glad I'm not with her and I'm over her.

That what you wanted?

 

lol no. Not her. But thanks for that.

I mean her
Don't make me say her name.

 

*sigh* I like her as a person, I'm not planning on courting any ladies yet. I need to improve myself before I go for someone of my standards.
But no, I am not missing her right now.

You missing a certain somebody already?

 

srsly, carmen, i was kidding. You didn't need to justify yourself to that extent.

 

Im not big on sausages too, these ones i had just then where nacho cheese sausages, and i was starving and greasy food is a good hangover cure, they were yum'

 

I'm sorry about that. I tend to get a bit touchy when it comes to stuff like this.

I'm not big on sausages but the sausage I have is big on me.

 

NIGHT.

You should go sleep too.

 

GOODNIGHT.
Enjoy your sleep, I'm staying up a little while longer.

 

Yellow.

 

O_O

30 mins to find a car park and yet i done my shopping in 10 mins?

WTF MAN

 

15 minutes to get to the store, 5 minutes to get in and get everything I want, 15 more minutes to get home.

UP YOURS BITCH!

 

There's a pile of bamboo burning on my front lawn.