Spam Thread Mk. III

Cut the kid some slack. He had to give his brick away and he's been struggling to treat women properly without that.

 

I treat women like I treat guys unless I'm dating them.

 

you date guys? makes sense actually

 

No, I date girls. Well, I've not had a date for a while, the last one scarred me.

 

He should've just gone with your method and kept the women on leashes.

From what i've been told, you get pretty friendly with guys...

 

you're such a pussy

 

Hey, they're friendly first and they just draw you in with being nice! You then realise they don't want to be friends, they want to barrage your anus

You don't want to know what happened and if you do, you're not going to find out.


So, let's change the subject! How was your day?

 

cut the crap and just tell us.

 

You're not even gonna tell me? D:

 

she raped you with a squirrel, right?

no college on wednesdays so my day has been pretty chilled, decided to re-read the scott pilgrim series.

 

... So many downloads... It would take me a week to get them all!

 

No, pay attention to nex!

No and sweet, the Scott Pilgrim movie is good in a way that it's so awful it's funny.

 

... I don't get it. You must hate me D:

 

No, girls are just nosy.

 

? You'll never hear me in class. And at home.
So you should say 'most girls'

 

Nosy, not noisy. It's like curious.

 

movie didnt do justice to the books, as is so often the case

you're getting better at being mean and srs

 

.... Ooooooh. Well, learned something new today XD
Now tell meh, Casanova.

 

It had Michael Cera.

Nope! Your feminine charms won't even work.

 

Damn. Now I have to put your nude pictures on the internet.
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