Spam Thread Mk. III

You want me.

 

Pfft hahahaha.

 

Or Seal.

 

Pasta tuna bake.

 

fresh leaves and twigs.
Mmm.

 

How do vegans not get sick all the time?

 

ask a vegan.

 

You're like a lipstick lesbian except with food, aren't you?

 

i dislike you.
You bulimic ho.

 

You're going about it wrong.

You're supposed to call them fat.

 

Aww, such a shame, I actually mildly like you, too.

:'(

 

and thus i'm confused

 

He's a sensitive soul. It'd crush him.

Actually mildly? Wow. Don't try too hard, you might hurt yourself.

 

I have an odd feeling that I'm losing at something.

 

odd?
You're not used to it by now?

 

Awww, aren't you funny? How did you think up such a witty response?

 

i dunno :
You're pretty mean.

 

I guess I do act mean sometimes.

 

you're not harsh mean though.

Paris is burning.

 

Is it?

Guess we're gonna have some french fries then.