Spam Thread Mk. III

Im hungover so bad, my GF is still in bed dying

 

woman.

 

Yes Nex, that is how you spell woman. You get a nice sticker on your spelling test, you passed!

 

Cool, I hope it's a star. Onomatopoeia, that has to be worth two stars surely?

Bacardi is a woman's drink, did you get a free tampon when you ordered it?

 

Seph drinks rum and coke. Is he a woman too? A lot of guys drink rum, are they bitches too?
Don't worry Sarra will be on to kiss your sorry ass soon enough, so kindly let me be.

 

why do you have to bring me into this?

 

Nothing wrong with rum and coke, but you could atleast use a half decent rum. If you pay attention you'll realise that I said Bacardi is for women.

Cool, I'm leaving pretty soon. Say hi for me. You've had a few digs at me recently, so lets see how you feel when the shoe's on the other foot.

 

And Bacardi was on sale, thus I picked it up.
And the digs at you? I don't need the shoe on the other foot, I got out of that situation and thank God for it.
Never had issues with you, in fact I tried to warn you at one time.
Everything isn't as it seems, I found that out easily enough.

 

Time to go. Later bitches.

 

Time for a takeaway, im in no state to cook anything.

 

Same here man. Any ideas on what's good for this moment?

 

no

 

Im thinking Hot shot pizza, i love jalapenos.

 

Now that's what's up. I have some jalapenos in the fridge. Order me up a pizza and top them off, that or some wings. Thanks MG.
Tip your glass for me man.

 

o.o
should i go to sleep now?

 

no

 

Opened a box of cat food and one of the pouches has burst, theres maggots in it and it stinks, I was nearly sick, got it on my hands.

 

did you eat it?

 

^ that question is not needed
of course msg ate that box of cat food

 

yes I ate it yum.
It was an appetizer for my pizza