Spam Thread Mk. III

o.o nos nos is alive

 

Everyone's a perv.

 

Except for me, I'm a gentleman.

 

Hi new person.


Super Meat Boy, ftw.

 

Greetings.

 

If you say so, good sir. But I treat even something as small as want for human touch for the opposite sex as something perverted, although not very severe.

 

Ah, 'asexual' are you?
I've come across so called 'asexual' women and they were nymphomaniacs by the time I was done with them.

 

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You sir disturb me, I have some women who'd like a word with you...

 

Define "asexual". I didn't quite understand on how you use that word.
Post Merge: [time]1291471292[/time]

Dad, who might those women be?

 

Well for one the fine looking women who fight in the WWE, the MMA leagues, police officers, your mother...

 

Oh yes, mom would like that.

 

Yeah to literally beat some sence into him, oh aborted mistake...

 

Oh, that would be entertaining, should that ever happen.

 

i loled at this convo

 

I've done the maths, I think I know who Conrannex is.

 

Oh?

 

...I can think of 2 but nex is the brain here.

 

You? Think? Hahaha, oh you.

 

Oh, so that's who.

 

Ive just been in a car crash
It turned out my friend wasn't insured so he drove away, went through 3 red lights and escaped.
I also think he had been drinking.