Spam Thread Mk. III

Indeed, time is passing by so quickly here. I'd prefer a slow day right now...

 

You're the one to tell me. HAH! I couldn't even sleep last night without four sheets of blankets.(T_T)

 

get paid twice next week, it's pretty awesome

 

you should give half of it to the less fortunate. it's the good thing to do.

 

...Should he have given that half to you?

 

i think buying clothes is a better idea, charity can wait

no, we're having a domestic atm

 

be quiet.

I quite obviously missed this, fill me in with the details, please?

 

you're weird, remember

 

Nah! I am much weirder than she will ever be!

 

I'd rather be weird than boring. Nobody likes boring people.

prolly. i'm not that weird

 

you calling me boring..? just remember where you copy your taste in music from

you, whats with the colour

 

I jus' like to type in blue...

 

no, wait. That's not what i meant at all. Quit twisting my words, necks.

don't flatter yourself, HONEY.

 

Hi.

 

where's the fun in that?

no you're right, that's your job. DEAREST.

 

So, make up sex?

 

Aw, you two are so cute.

You almost make me want to engage in a significant relationship with a nice young woman of my own.

 

I see love.

 

If i didn't totally like you, i'd hate you.

YES

 

yeah, i imagine you'll be pretty tired of your right hand by now

that's a big if