Spam Thread Mk. III

HAI DERE SARRA

 

OMG HAI DRAKE
i've gone back to my old ways. CAN'T SLEEP.
There must be a pea under my mattress or something

 

Is that your nex impression

 

You're probably just stressed out about something. :3

 

i had nothing else to say D:

Prolly.
I'm genuinely thinking about withdrawing my application for medicine and applying for dentistry...
That or I could just become a gold digger.

 

Dentistry is semi-interesting (from personal time spent shadowing a dentist for school), but I don't find it interesting enough to pursue as a career.

DON'T GIVE UP ON MEDICINE, OTHERWISE WE CAN'T BE RICH DOCTORS TOGETHER :'(

 

it's so fucking competitive though!
I bet none of the other applicants have a toy stethoscope. I should totally get accepted on that basis alone.

You still up for me chopping your arms off?

 

Will it up your chances?

 

yeah, unis love to see i've that i've had some kind of medical experience.
And if i chop your arms off successfully, i'll take pictures to show them at a possible interview

 

Oh boy, get chopping then!

 

i'll need to sharpen my knives first.
They're pretty blunt.

 

The more blunt the better. Hell, use a plastic spoon if you want to.

 

haha!
That'll really impress them!

I OWE YOU ...a few limbs.
merci.

 

YAHTZEE?

 

NO

 

But we impressed the important people with my loss of limbs, didn't we?

 

yes, but i feel bad. You can't party without your arms.

Anyways, it's time for beddy byes. NIGHT DRAKE.

 

NIGHT SARRA

SLEEP WELL

 

just played baldur's gate. you can only use 1 spell once a day? bullshit

 

you just don't know how to play it