Spam Thread Mk. III

NOU, YOU'RE MAI FLEDGLIN'

 

NO U

 

I don't think I want to know when that was from.

 

I remember everything ^o^

 

That's 'cuz you're like an elephant, except not nearly as big.

 

Such a sweet talker

 

Makes you wonder why I don't have a girlfriend yet.

 

Chillax bro

 

no u

 

I woke up at 2pm my time and I'm still tired.

 

You should try chatting the ladies up by asking them to make you a sandwich. I'm pretty sure that'll work.

 

OF COURSE! Why didn't I think of that before?

Thank you, Sarra.

 

It always works.

 

You're welcome.
Just a word of warning, don't worry if the girl gets angry. It's her way of showing she totally wants you.

Like you even need to use that line.

 

You've seen one bad photo and suddenly I'm sex on legs.

I am good at this!

 

you're australian though, aren't you

 

I have never seen a picture of your overly sexy self.

 

DRAKE

 

OHAI