Spam Thread Mk. III

I will, thanks.

Seriously want coke now.
I hate you D:

 

Go buy a coke then. :3

 

haha, i'm in my bed.
It's too warm for me to leave it.

 

It's maybe 28 degrees F out there [below 0 degrees C], and I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

 

Vanilla Coke is best Coke.

Oh man I lol'ed, nobody here could ever be particularly good-looking

 

angry birds is strangely awesome

 

I know, did you play cut the wire?

 

wut?

 

I meant cut the rope

 

not out on droid yet

 

...bird on a telepjone wire...cut ther cord...WATCH THEM FRY!

 

Man Asian girls can really screw a white guys brains out.
I can't feel my 'nis or sack now. And she's telling me to come back to bed, after cooking all last night and today, I'm wiped out. But she's so damn good in bed... Ah hell You know imma go.
My penis is going to have rug burn after all this.
-_-
And that's even with the lube.

 

Asian vaginas are painfully small.

Now just imagine having an Asian penis. Hoo boy

 

My mind flashed back to that South Park episode, about chimpokemon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R-02fNL_Us

 

o.o

 

'Cept for you, babe.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhC_JtjniwQ

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWRLOV9uwA

 

...some people piss me off.

 

Only "some"? Dude, you're smalltime unless EVERYONE pisses you off.