Spam Thread Mk. III

Wish it was the pillow instead.



AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEE.

 

Pillows are cool x3 specially blue ones~

 

but I like the red pillow best. That being your hair.
But don't worry, you can put the flamethrower down, I'll just leave :'(

 

D= nuuuuuu *Give ded his Own Flamethrower*...x3

 

I'd turn the thrower on myself. It would be better to be incinerated than to have to know me anymore.

 

No,No,No,No.
No Incineration on my watch, got it =T

 

I feel so in-ar in-ar in-ar in-ar in-ar in-ar in-ar in-ar-tic-u-late

 

SPAM!

Good morning.

 

PARTY TIME ALL DAY EVERY DAY

 

WOO, PARTEH!

 

EXCEPT ON MONDAYS.

 

How can I convince my dad to have sex with me?

 

Walk up to him naked. FLAWLESS

 

I do, but he's too busy having sex with my mom.

 

Bump your mom out of the way and forcibly insert yourself in there.

 

They're like dogs. Literally, it's clinically proven. And it takes forever.

 

Who is hotter, you or your mom?

 

Kill your mom and cut her into pieces so that your dad's dick detaches. Then proceed to have sex with him.

 

I like to think that it is me. We are pretty much milfs to the max.

What if he's still attached to her cervix?

 

Cut off the part of his penis that is attached. Use the blood as lube.