Spam Thread Mk. III

I could so sleep right now..

 

then sleeps

 

It's 7PM and if I do then I'll wake up too early and be tired early again.
The only way I'm letting myself fall asleep now is if I'm holding someone in my arms. *yawn*

 

well i'm going to sleep in a few minutes

 

Well, you're a lucky bugger.

 

its 3 am
and i only have time until 6 am

 

... I love to sleep :]

 

Oh, so you're a silly bugger, get off to bed, muppet!

 

Make those three hours count till school dear.
I suggest dreaming about a church bell, that way if you forget to wake up, maybe the bell will actually go off and help the process.

 

there's always your dog, or have you finally stopped molesting animals?

 

will do in 4 moar minutes

LOL molesting animals?

 

I really don't like animals anymore. Dogs are annoying slobbery things, cats are a pain in the arse, fish smell, etc

 

well times up goodbye

 

Bye dear. Heavenly dreams

 

G'night.

 

how far along the foodchain are you now, lower primates?

 

Incidentally, I did actually date a black girl for a while.

 

I'm daiting an Asian now dude. Holy sheet, she always wants to cuddle up man.
:[ It's too much walking through the mall and she leaps on me, people stare ya know.

 

That almost sounds cute in an awkward creepy way.

 

Just admit it, you actually like it :