Spam Thread Mk. III

hey blitzen, imma go score some gentleman points off you. k?

why so vulger. i dont know how they do things in little australia but i like to treat my women with respect and not just as mere sex objects. i bid you adieu!

ISNT IT

 

srsly. i like you way too much.
it's a bit scary.

 

<3

 

you're like melting my heart.
try and stop. thanks.

 

I don't mind, anything to help a bro.

Also I'm vulgar because I've not had a significant relationship in a while, and have basically reduced much of my interaction with the opposite sex into a play for no-strings-attached sexytimes.

 

k, bye bye

 

au revoir.

 

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OVERWHELMING BITCHES!

 

Underwhelming Bastards

 

i c wut u did thar

 

Sup Mr. drake. Finishing up a cold beer and listening to the neighbors, as they are fighting about infidelity

Whoot for next door Jerry Springer.

 

Sounds entertaining. I was given the gift of at home Jerry Springer! Thankfully, there aren't new episodes too terribly often.

 

Good thing man. My aunt was our normal 'attraction' for the evening.
When she got mad, due to not getting her way, she'd ram her car into a dumpster.
Glad your homeshow got cancelled.
She had 22 cars by the time she was 25 years old..

 

C-C-C-Chia

 

I just got my scare of the century.
A female I once dated called me and told me she was pregnant, thereby scaring my soul out of my body.
For I did not need that to become public domain. Luckly the timeframe is in my favor, however, I should keep myself occupied with less reproductive issues :/

 

Fixed.

 

K