Spam Thread Mk. III

shut your stupid face

 

I'm waiting until my download is complete......

 

Magnificent. I thank thee.
Perhaps you fancy a challenge, for I am training with a new champion in League of Legends.

 

Did you forget that there was a region lock, and I can't play anymore? I am getting better at RTS though. Manage to beat the "Hard" mode for Supreme Commander 2 skirmish.
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AMAZING, Sonic Colors has MULTIPLAYER.

 

Use this thingy like before.

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Training on bots. Would be nice to get such score on normal game...

But not now anyway, I'm out for a while. C'ya.

 

AoL won't work anymore. Bye.

 

Ooooh my mum put some battered fish on a plate on the table.

 

Back.


Fish... bleh.

 

I'm so sorry to cause mass hysteria
but i'm afraid that it's due to my advance chlamydia
affecting small portions of my brain
that means my testicles have reascended,omg,the pain,the pain.

I sit here and wait for my nuts to drop
all along hoping that Idahos potato crop would be better than the last
Santa bonked my mother,maybe that's why so many ho-ho's,wrappers in the trash
man I'm mixed like cashews and pecans,I like to use the bathroom wearing a mask.

I sip on egg nog,or it might be yogurt that already turned
either which way,in 10 minutes I do feel the burn
Happy holidays,best wishes to all
now if you excuse me I need sleep,time to find an empty U-haul.DDDDDDDDDD>>>>>


Unsorted""""

 

today my chem teacher called me a witch and said that if I was alive 200 years ago, they would've burned me alive.

Then he said we should run away together and get married. <_<

 

i'll kick his ass

 

Why not just use your hands?

 

we should totally run away together in my lego car.

 

...

 

you're just jelly cause you don't have a lego car.

 

I'm jealous because you apparently have a lego car that can run.

 

Lego ftw.
My favourite toy evar...

 

My favorite childhood toy was...

a stick

seriously, I just had a stick and my imagination to keep me occupied.

 

That sounds boring. I played with chemicals that exploded when mixed together like a good little American.

 

Pfft, that's for cool kids. Dumb fucks like us get laid.