Spam Thread Mk. III

It's my Snake in a box!

 

Sigint: You see, Snake, people are just sacks of shit, and they're full of holes.

I love this game.

 

KINKY.

 

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Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into shit.
Naked Snake: That's... pretty sick, man.

 

Naked Snake: You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique.

Ocelot: [pulls out a knife] You... filthy American dog!

 

The Fury: I love barbecues.

 

Zam Zim ZOM!

 

Good Moring/Evening/Afternoon.

 

Guten Abend.

 

And suddenly, MINTS! Thousands of them!

 

miss scarlett, in the billiard room, with the candlestick

 

why isn't there anyone like you in dundee?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hl2dWmWqBE&feature=player_embedded

o.o'

 

i'm pretty unique i guess...

 

you should clone yourself so that I can have my own nex.

 

He already has. He has given life to the one we call "Sarra".

 

Stan, dumbass, go play The Hell cause it works.
Still looks like guano tho.

 

no way. then i'd be half as awesome.

 

Does that mean that this nex is the cloned nex?

Still, that's way more awesome than most people.
why so selfish?

 

You need to get together, lovebirds...~