Spam Thread Mk. III

just whip it.
whip it real good.

 

Crack a whip that bitch is crazy.

 

....POOF? Poofy poof poof!

Yeah....I think I drank too much --- ORANGE JUICE....Too much orange juice.

 

I've been whippin' it since 1994...

*Deep Voice*
Oooooooh yeah.

 

Potato chips. Yum.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7wJaMi72s

I like dat song~...despite the name

 

What the fuck were you thinking?

 

JUST WHIP IT, BITCH.

 

Oh, you spoony bard you!

 

WHIP YOU?

Okay.

 

Can you feel it..can you feel it...CAN YOU FEEL IT~!

 

I knew it... I knew it... I KNEW IT!

 

Ho humm... Ho humm... HO HUMM!

 

Snake!?...Snake!... SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!

 

Ohey, House returns!

 

Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!

 

"~Falling through the depths of hell, onto the ground known as my own, deeper than the stony earth you were made from, an angel of death made a cry, the end had come~"

"~Innocence and love,
courage and cowardice~"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XG3mUM7K0k&feature=related
Valen Dreth is actually homesexual.
I laughed so hard.

 

*Casually tosses an oversized tennis ball using his cane*

Mmhmm...

*At S.I.R: OH MY GOD! MY EARS!

... I will never play as a Nord again.

 

Naked Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Naked Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Naked Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Naked Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Naked Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?
Naked Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway. I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

Lol.
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I killed him.