Spam Thread Mk. III

Hey, I never got that BJ you promised, what a rip, Mrite???

 

How would it be a rip?

You didn't pay anything.

 

kipper the dog is after you.
He's going to beat you up.
And make you cry.

 

i'll give you my haribo if you call off the hit.

HI NAT

 

It was the principal of it all
I wonder if you Canadian girls really do taste like maple syrup.
Of course I doubt you know what that's aboot.

 

DEAL.
Kipper would've crushed you, though. Take that as a warning.

 

just got Fable 3
woot!

 

yeah, yeah...
oh btw! there's no hearts left, i ate them all

 

it's ok, i'll settle for a ring :

 

settle petal

 

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a.

 

calm it janet.

 

I have 80+ years to go until I win my bet.

 

bolt, ya rocket

 

i have nothing else.
You win D:

 

We do, instead of actually buying syrup like any American, I use my bodily fluids on my pancakes. Be it blood, vagina juice, tears, saliva, sweat, etc.

HI NEX

 

i always win, ken?

HOW IS CANADALAND NAT?

 

Put me down for two jugs of option #2.
After I'm done with them, can I bring them back for a refill?
I'm stuck in a land of MILFS, and you're sort of my CMILF.

 

Only cause I let you win.

 

oh really, how generous of you. anything else you feel like letting me have?