Spam Thread Mk. III

there's a snake in my boots

 

you've got a date with justice on eyed bart.

 

i see your one eyed bart and raise you dr porkchop

 

Nice

 

Morning, morning.

 

quiet today

 

It's because of the party in my pants. Everybody invited themselves, so it's pretty hectic.

 

Penis.

 

Yes, I have one or two of those.

 

and because your penis is so small, there's room for everyone !!

 

It's just an illusion caused by my baggy pants.

 

...I'm bored & tired...

 

Read a book or something.

 

baggy pants... sure... lets go with that

cut yourself

 

I told my friend my lips felt like they were on fire.
She asked if I was giving charmander head.... <_<

 

Were you?

 

...you're just as bad as her.

 

Probably worse.

 

Nah...I'm waiting for simplemachines.org/themes to become available again.