Spam Thread Mk. III

why are you watching it? go read the manga

 

Death Note isn't scary.

 

DEAL!
You just got ripped off.

 

'cause I am to tired to read the manga right now.

 

Oh, but I must disagree.

For a face-stealer, this face is very much worth it.

 

Watching sin city so good

 

you're very much wrong.

Your heart and soul > My face.
KAY!?

 

Well, it's a good thing that I don't have a soul, isn't it?

So...

 

oh the joys of living across the street from a pub, some dick just decided to start a fight.

 

I have no soul either. That's why I wanted yours.
My face? It's yours. Take it.

 

KICK HIS ARSE

 

YAY!

fiddle fiddle fiddle

 

SURPRISE!
I don't have a face.

 

......

*devastation*

Meanie.

 

You're better off without it.
It'd only just rape you in your sleep anyway.

 

But I like rape...

WHY MUST YOU DENY ME THIS FACE?!

 

Because this face isn't worth it.
WHY WON'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY WITH YOUR OWN FACE?!

 

I'M A FACE STEALER. IT'S MY JOB.

Now gimme.

 

make me.

 

Your logic is undeniable.

But mark my words, I WILL claim your face.