Spam Thread Mk. III

I was so happy about getting paid that I thought I wasn't broke anymore.

I still am, fml.

 

if you want, I could pimp you out
You'll be rolling in the cash.

 

He'll be rolling in the dicks in his butt too.

Do it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUzKkvvH4s

Breedin' Bull.

 

HA!
So what do you say, suiseiseki?
Deal?

 

I'm already on hire to Seph, but thanks for the offer.

My days of being a manslut are over. [size=1pt]Until I get dumped again, then all bets AND PANTIES are TOTALLY OFF

 

the only johns you'll get are sheep wanting revenge

 

oh u

 

Hello =3

 

you'll come running once Seph kicks you to the curb.
But whatever, offer is still there

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiXOkL91hho
I was blown...away :O

I would take the vacancy, but I have more dignity than that, this time.

 

needs must

 

I'll keep it in mind if Seph ever decides he doesn't want my dick in his ass.

You're still invited for drinks.

I said goodbye to my dignity when I ran around the campus quad in my underwear. Fuck yeah it was awesome.

 

yeah, i'll pop by next time i'm in your hemisphere

 

BAH HUMBUG.

 

exciting!

 

ken.

 

DURHUR

 

i might be in dundee tomorrow

 

no way!
Are you for real?!
Why?