Spam Thread Mk. III

She apparently doesn't if she lets herself get fat in the first place.

I will follow her example and harpoon her for it because it makes the most logical sense.

 

ily.

Well if you make her stay in the kitchen, of course she's gonna become a fattie.

 

I make sure she has to move around constantly!

She has to walk into the den to give me my sandwich after all.

 

You guys are gonna have to actually let you're wives be modern :O
Revelation!

 

How thoughtful of you!
So you treat her like a slave so she doesn't become fat. You saint.

 

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from now on i'm going to call you Susan

 

Feel free to. Though a name like....Charlotte, would be better. Sounds much better.

 

I know, right? I'm such a nice guy I don't even have her on a leash.

I'm truly a saint among men.

 

susan, shush

ooh, risky

 

Comedy gold!
But no, I shall keep blabbing on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!
Now I truly resemble a Susan

 

You've trained her well enough so that she won't run away?
Wow.

 

I'm not sure who's being sarcastic here, Sarra or Reider....Or both
Either way, thank you for allowing me to peruse your culture. You spam thread people sure are weird.

 

I find that it I let her think she has a little freedom I don't have to hit her as much.

I like to save my bats and such for small children so this works out beautifully.

On that note, I shall booby trap my yard for the upcoming halloween.

 

Hi guys

 

i wish russell howard was dead

 

Why he is soo funny

 

I wish Russel Brand was dead....I hate him so much.
And of course there is givens like Justin Bieber, the Jonas Bros, Miley Cyrus....
^Nothing against anyone who likes any of these singers actors..... people.

 

You better visit the Spam thread again. I'll beat you up if you don't, 'kay?

Oh you trickster(!)
You'd do anything for those kids.
You've got such a way with people.

Oh and hello marill.

 

he really isnt, not even close to being funny

why

 

You don't?

Sure, this was too much fun to not come back again.