Spam Thread Mk. III

haha!
he's a fattie, what do you expect?
Imagine all the pressure his fat is putting on the blister.

 

they managed to run two miles, i'm so proud

 

they should be rewarded with cake.

 

no, fat people should only be rewarded when they arent fat anymore.

 

Tsk tsk, all this fatism (what the hell kind of word did I just create?)
Shame on you. They have it hard eating all they want and not caring.
At the very least, be jealous that we care about living for an extra 10-30 years. What is life but waiting for death?

 

Poor things.

 

theres a difference between eating what you want and eating what three people want.

 

*Gasp*
And you called them "things". I shall call the FPAA and report your rude comments.
(Fat People's Association for Advancement, probably actually exists.)
But seriously, we are cruel XD

 

fat people don't enjoy sex as much.
That's their punishment.

 

what the fuck is wrong with you
why did you just use the words sex and fat in the same sentance

 

Actually, you'd be surprised. There is a ton of people that find fat/chubby people teh hawtness.
I should know, I live in the US, so it's not exactly rare for me XD

 

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I felt the need to.

 

*shudder*

evil, pure evil

 

Haha, no, not me.
That's right Sarra. I can see exactly what you intended

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBseKGmewMA&feature=related

 

What if the woman of your dreams became fat?
You'd just throw a bag of donuts outside, then lock her out and never let ner back in.

 

Aw, I was joking
Not so sure about nex though

 

I think renting her out for a steamroller wheel would be more cost-effective.

 

nex is prolly being serious.

Yeah, that's right, cause women have no feelings.

 

suave answer - i'd hope you'd never do that to me
realistic answer - i'd kill her

deadly srs