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Last free and legal game I got off net was Desktop Dungeons. Pretty fun for a while.

 

i ran a pheasant over today.
I'm going to hell.

 

Shucks...


Anyways, good night.

 

you should cook it, pheasant is nice.

 

you srs? I've never actually had it.
VERMIN OF THE SKY.

 

tastes like chicken breast, but more gamey

 

hmm, how odd.
Pheasants are like the dumbest birds ever.
That pheasant had it coming.

 

peasants


ALL OF YOU!

 

Women drivers......

 

yeah, any bird that stands in the middle of the road deserves to be hit

 

marill, shush
Women are excellent drivers

 

LITTLEKILL, HOW IS NEW VEGAS

 

It's ok

 

Curses. My mother has passed on the brain disease gene.

 

nah man, you can't blame your mom for your retardation

 

... I mean the OTHER brain disease.

 

dsi?

 

aids

 

I just said that to bump it basically

 

NO.

BRAIN CANCER.