Spam Thread Mk. III

Water?

 

you're an odd one, doggy.

 

*Curses in Cybertronian*

@$$\/\/I[*3

 

That she is, Sarra. That she is.

 

I don't think she realises.
Doggy, you're beyond help.

 

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D:! but guys...Ive started to actually SEE things that aren't there..

 

i'm off to bed. My nice, cosy, warm bed.
Jealous, doggy?
Night everyone.

 

Bye Witch.

... I mean Sarra.

 

...oh really...then watch this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp5VETQac3w

Jus' jokin' by the way! Good Day!

 

On Omegle:

Stranger: I´m searching for a hot and busty girl
You: I am a hermaphrodite.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're supposed to lead him on until he gets to undressing you.

Damn amateur.

 

^ Will try this one day XD

 

I's sorry, mastuh. Please dun' whip'm.

 

My favorite line to use is along the lines of 'I step out of my panties and cockslap you in the face'.

 

I like following something like that up with something along the lines of "This penis of mine glows with an awesome power! It's loud roar tells me to skullfuck you! Take this! My girth! My length! And all of my children bitch! Erupting... bursting... COCK ATTACK!"

Blows their minds in more ways than one. I still need to work on the wording a bit though.

 

Phallus instead of cock attack?

 

I suppose that could work, but I think I could do better.

http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms

One of these might work.

 

I prefer just calling people by a single term. Example below:

Reider, I would like to gobble your cock.

 

OH SHI-

Jews made me do it man!