Spam Thread Mk. III

i've not properly been in love or have anyone properly love me.

Maybe one day my answer to that question can be love.

 

you'll need to escape scotland first...

 

i'm actually quite liking Scotland now

Just need to find a nice Scottish boy to whisk me away.

 

well i'm leaving after uni, so the clocks ticking...

 

i'll have you eventually.

Leaving to where?!

 

oi nex

 

Speaking from experience, it's pretty awesome at the time. Then later on you start thinking "seriously, what?" before you go and do it all over again.

Sounds cliche as fuck but it's both the best and worst thing most people will ever experience.

You should come visit me. We can go get wasted.

 

narrowed it down to canada or new zealand, somewhere far away enough to give me a new lease on life but without the massive culture shock.

yes babe?

totally should

 

NZ has lotsa beastiality

 

Only in the South, LK. It's a lot like Amurkka in that sense.

 

America has jews and scientologists though, and i know i'd rather be stuck in a lift with suis than tom cruise

 

No no, we don't have that.....Okay we do. But it's not as bad as you think....Okay it is.

 

but what's Scotland going to do without you? D:

 

A burning lift. And Suis is dead.

 

who knows? who cares?

 

Me? :/

 

heh, you're such a breath of fresh air.
all i know is that i dont particularly enjoy living in scotland and that i have the potential to leave and create a better life for myself elsewhere.

 

Good one!

 

The man speaks truth ^w^

 

necks, no one's happy in Scotland.

New Zealand and Canada seem like awesome places to move to, though.