Spam Thread Mk. III

but... but...

 

it's not like i'm doing it on purpose, necks. Maybe i'm just naturally a bit creepy.

Apologies

 

I understand that, but every song?!

NO MEANS NO LK

 

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DON'T DO THE SAME THING.

 

Why ya gotta be like that nex? LK only wants your robo ass.

 

I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE GOOD TASTE.

 

I'LL HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO FORGIVE YOU.

Nah, course you're forgiven.

 

Ouch, skipped the make-up sex entirely.

Better luck next time nex.

 

He doesn't have a penis anyways, he's a robot.

 

no, show me this 'way'.

wanna console me?

 

I could as long as your damn joystick doesn't start leaking again.

Damn oil keeps leaking out every time I play it for extended periods.

 

You need to put a plastic bag over it Reider.

 

I've tried that man, but the oil just blows right through it.

 

Have you tried double bagging it?

 

I could but I'm telling you, it just explodes out of there like a hurricane. Makes a big fucking mess all over the place.

 

robot jokes... sigh,
well i 'spose it's better than the usual scot 'hah kilts!!' that i get on here

 

Have you tried playing with your mouth to contain the mess?

 

Would you prefer I call you a skirt-wearing sissy then? I can do that too.

Fuck no. It'd go right through my head at that range.

 

Man, it sounds like it's going 100 miles per hour. You should try having somebody else put their mouth on it right before it goes off.

 

i would prefer something creative,
i'm dissappointed that all the ammo you seem to have is my robot and nationality.