Spam Thread Mk. III

It's too late Sarra, those two are already lovers.

 

haha.
What a perfect couple they make, too.
I'm jealous.

 

Anytime babe

 

he's the 'woman', i'd just like to point that out.

 

I hear they are running off to get married anytime now. I SHALL BOX UP SOME WEDDING GIFTS!

 

Yes, yes you should.

Not last night

 

i'll be the one who objects at the wedding.

 

LIES! You will give them your best wishes, as will I.

 

thats cause you want me for yourself.

 

Nobody could ever love a robot.

 

Oh darn, looks like I'll have to give up my chase for a Scottish tin man. Back to fucking Seph in the ass for pay, I suppose.

 

I'll be the one stealing the cake and presents while you fight over who gets to fuck who.

 

Get Seph to pay something extra. That harlot likes to skip out on payment when I visit.

 

If you saw him in bed you would love him too ^w^

 

I make sure he pays in advance.

 

theres a fucking queue a people wanting to love me.

dont worry, we'll hook up when i save up enough to go travelling.

 

If I was in to artificial penises, I would get a dildo.

So that's the trick. I'll be sure to charge accordingly in advance later tonight.

Keep telling yourself that robot.

 

NEVAR!

Maybe :

 

Hello Sarra, can call me Paulo, that's my real name
BTW how are you beautyful?

Hello there coolio, I fine how bout you?

 

we all know what maybe means

it's ok, you're jealous, i understand. i have that effect.