Spam Thread Mk. III

Hey comrades, what's up?

 

Protip, Nex likes young girls.

 

Sup CJ, Sup Chris

How's the day greet you folks?

 

course I did.
But you've just confirmed your amazingness.
So you need to live up to your name.
Don't disappoint me, nex.

And hello chris

 

Hey Jim

 

Relaxin and pondering, same ol' same ol'

 

STEP ONE:
GET WATER
STEP TWO:
DRINK WATER
STEP THREE:
RECYCLE WATER
STEP FOUR:
REALISE YOU ARE A RECYCLING MACHINE

 

i can assure you, i dont dissappoint.

inb4 "except in the bedroom."

 

except in the roombed.

 

you've got me listening to 'our velocity' now.

Love is a lie.

 

which means i've been lied to

 

ur just jealous bcos u cld never get a boyfriend who wdn't chuck n dump

 

oh, extremely jealous.
It's a shame you didn't get my reference.

 

its a shame tht i dont get vaginal drynes

 

Me amo gringo

 

first time posting on my mobile

 

well done i am a phone virgin

 

i know you did, nex

I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

 

you dont need to say me, amo already means 'i love'.