Spam Thread Mk. III

but I don't have anywhere to source my semen! D:

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So i'm confined to only 2 rooms?
PFT!

 

dont worry, i can source it to you

 

i expected that.

 

not directly though, lk is a eunuch.

 

Yeah, he's got all those 8 year old african slaves in his basement so he's got plenty.

 

Ahh... the magical and thought provoking conversations of the internet...

I fucking love you guys right now.

 

Well i filled this container up... ill mail it to you

 

no, you're ok.
Keep it for someone special.

 

what kind of 8 year old produces semen, unless lk has been experimenting with growth hormones.

 

Well, kids do grow up fast these days. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he did though.

He's probably going to turn them into a basketball team when it's all said and done.

 

how did you figure out my grand scheme?

 

does cum go off like milk does?

Just wondering.

 

No

 

ok. good.

I'm worried at how you know that though.

 

lk is a god of some shitty hick religion, that's how he knows about useless shit like when semen expires, but at the same time struggles to spell simple words like colour.

 

color

 

colour.

Learn to spell, boy.

 

COLOR

 

btw.

What's an eunuch? :s

 

someone who's been castrated, no bollocks in layman's terms.