Spam Thread Mk. III

Here they bride the cops, so they ain't bothered
And everybody is happy XD

 

Sounds like the ideal system! xD

 

3rd world countries has it rarelly advantages XD

 

I will make it a point to visit third world countries for all of my piracy needs.

 

Sure, btw to buy directly from the manufacturer is even cheaper, like in China and maylasia you buy processor and mother board for U$05,00
But no garantee cuz they didn't have been tested.
But here and a neighbourhood country called PARAGUAY is the kindom of piracy, I'm so glad to be brazilian lol.

 

I'm American, so illegal stuff isn't really accepted. xD

 

Yep I see in the journal stuff about there xD
It's a great amazing country, but as every one, has it pros and against.

 

It's great compared to some, crappy compared to others. It isn't quite what it used to be sadly.

 

The one bad thing I see there is about hurricanes and these natural disasters that is usual there.
I really fell sorry when I see people dyeing in those events.

 

Titter

 

Titter is close to titties!

 

So I was plowing this college chick earlier, she said she was on birth control. Silly me didn't pull out, oh shit, am I ready to be a dad now?

Edit: I actually just had a blowup doll, that's all

 

You're always ready! Now, just take said baby and hand it to the nearest person walking down the street.

After this motion, run away screaming "NO GIVE BACKS!"

 

You know that might just work. So Nate, you want/need a half sibling?

 

As much as I REALLY want one, I'm gonna have to pass. Unless they can live off of eating my old homework, they'll be pretty screwed.

 

For shame. Everyone loves kicking the baby, hell you don't even have to be Canadian to enjoy it.
Look at Natalie, she's a black woman trapped in a politically correct white woman body.

 

Natalie is one of my favorite people for her hatred of her children.

 

Exactly. The way I see it, the world needs more dry witted people like her, after all when the nukes come, she'll still be as sarcastic till the end. And after she's dead, I'll be XD'ING until my D key breaks on my keyboard

Nah you're just fine by me ya old sack o' shit

 

Woohoo!

How are you doing tonight?

 

Fed up with women.
Seriously just tired of them.
God's purpose was for them to be 'life long companions'
Hell, tumors are life long companions. At least they end you life better than the slow death a female brings about.

Also, how goes your night man?