Spam Thread Mk. III

I've been told I'm great with women.
Nice to meet you, too.

Cool.

 

so... still yiff much?

 

Because they never get to fight back before you make your move.

 

Still go around in kilts shouting obscene language?

It's so sweet.

 

you bet your dog-molesting ass i do.

also, dick pussy.

 

No hotlinking . o:

 

It is wonderful how Scottish people swear so much that sometimes they use them as compliments.

 

swearing is just something the scots understand, more so than the rest of the world. as someone once said "there's no such thing as bad language, only bad use of language".

and seeing as swearing is the present topic of discussion... i feel inclined to call you a tosser, tosser.

 

Aye that lassy over thaer has big tetties I think I'm going to punch them and shout mungo jungo.

 

now that's just racist.

 

Tosspot.

 

uncouth.

 

CJ???

Shit man, how you been chief??

 

UM BONGO.

Let's go to the Congo and drink it.

 

Yo bro, I've been theraputising and changing myself for the better.
Y'know, the usual.

How about you?

 

Speaking of which, I don't know why I liked that quote.

 

UM BONGO, UM BONGO. THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO!

 

I'm back, hello for those that are on!

 

Changing myself for the worse
Same ol' shit different day .
Good to see you're still roving the earth chief.

 

ribena.