Spam Thread Mk. III

Yui lost though

 

hmm?

 

A2
1st 911 Nadeko Sengoku @ Ghostory
2nd 727 Yui Hirasawa @ K-On!
3rd 96 Nymph @ Sora No Otoshimono

 

What...?
2nd is still good.

 

I wish I coulda understand what about you're talking about... * I iz confused*
I gotta go sleep, good night y'all, stay cool and thin'

 

The thread is empty.

I am pleased, to see me by my lonesome.

Mark this day, mark it well, I came to spam, and you went to hell.

 

I don't see why hell has such a bad rep. Their ice cream is excellent.

Also, we see everything you do. Please stop doing that.

 

Edit:
I just realized what you meant. so if you see me type this, don't forget to remind the prime minister that the wedding cake is overdue.

Edit 2. ALL ABOARD.

 

No

 

Flavored chin straps available for height disadvantaged passengers.
It's the best ride around, for only half the price of a Delta trip.

 

Mentos are the fresh maker.

 

Still no.

 

You're more than welcome to come to the engineers cabin and eat some wires. Hell goats could be our central hook.
That or you end up on a dairy farm in Wisconsin, and I doubt you're the kind of goat to be milked, now are you.

 

I'm tempted. Go on.

 

Wait wait wait wait wait....

Can I milk you?

 

Here's the best part.
Tuesday's are the goat rides the human, instead of some punk kid jumping on you thinking you're a donkey.

It's your payback for all those sprained back muscles.

After all, we are the HB express.
And I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

 

Hm...
I've heard things of the HB express. Negative reviews.

 

Well it's bound to be negative. It's much different for animals, your guys hell is more or less butt sniffing the wrong species. But for Stan, you get a pass. And if you hate your stay, we'll hit up heaven and you can go roaming wherever your nose and penis take you. Also in hell, you never have to worry about little goat lings, they've been sacrificed to Molysinyon.

 

... Why are you giving ME the offer?

 

Into my arms, O lord.