Spam Thread Mk. III

Sharr

 

pope rhymes with nope .

 

yes it does

 

And hope ya dope.

 

Wow, there was a loud boom nearby. It was an accident. And as the stupid busybody that I am, I went to check it out.
Apparently the man and bicycle got hit by a car.

 

wow a car hitting a bicycle could cause a boom thats new

 

i hate you.

 

I ate mewtwo.

 

one day you'll wake up and think "man.. i'm such a dick!"

 

...

 

Om nom.
"Satan, can you put some sugar on my pancakes?"

 

:

 

...I almost woke up for work late today.

I realised...

Man, my name SHOULD be dick.

Dick Smith XD

 

i'm 200% he would

 

lololololololol

 

You clearly have never been to my neighbourhood this late at night.
It gets quite quiet and any small thud turns into a freaking shreak.

 

sure why not... certainly cant be worse than randolph.

 

of course i haven't

 

Better than the common "Sean".

My name is rare, and I prefer it that way

 

Huh, 600...