Spam Thread Mk. III

I used to have a cat, I dunno where it went probably died.

Now to see if I can stay home tomorrow.

 

Exams next week...

 

I used to have a stray monkey who did the exact same thing as that cat of yours. >_>

 

Gonna go take a shower now ;D
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Monkey xD there was this bread shop with some forest behind it. The shopkeeper would throw sale breads to the back and monkeys would come and eat it. And the funny thing is the monkeys usually dig out all the inside of the bread to it and leave out the crust

Dogs are the best though :

 

Haisu

 

OHAI.

 

Heya Shinny~~
Guess what day it is? :

 

hiya

Aug. 24 ah no, TUESDAY!!

 

Ah Yuuka.
Happy birthday to you.

 

well cya guys I'm gonna go play Guild Wars now.

and happy birthday to... whoever...

I'm sorry... I cannot resist the pull of Guild Wars

 

shhh!! T_T

 

Meanie. =-=

 

Guild Wars

Im back guys.

 

u dont like it?

 

what then?

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY....!

 

2008 2008 Summer Olympics come to a close in Beijing, China
2006 Pluto is demoted to a 'dwarf planet'
1997 97th U.S. Golf Amateur Championship won by Joel Kribel
1997 Colleen Wakjer wins Star Bank LPGA Classic
1997 Greg Norman wins World Series of Golf shooting 273
1997 Mark Calcavecchia wins Greater Vancouver Golf Open shooting 265
1997 Saint Luke's Senior Golf Classic
1995 Fire that wipes 6,000 acres begins in Hamptons
on Long Island
1995 Windows 95 debuts
1994 Kieren Perkins swims world record 1500m free style (14:41.66)
1994 Kieren Perkins swims world record 800m free style (7:46.00)
1994 Israel and PLO initialed accord giving autonomy to Palestinians in West Bank in education, health, taxation, social welfare and tourism
1993 Mars Observer comes closest to Mars
1993 Padres scores 14 in 1st vs. Cardinals
1992 1st structural steel beams are erected at Gateway (Jacobs Field)
1992 Cleveland Browns suffer their worst preseason loss, 56-3, to Vikings
1992 Hurricane Andrew hits South Florida; 35 die
1992 Screw magazine superimposed a gunsight over a picture of Larry Flint
1991 Emmy Creative Arts Award presentation
1991 Gorbachev resigns as head of U.S.S.R. Communist Party
1991 Silky Stallone, wins the Cane Pace at Yonkers Raceway
1991 Taiwan captures its 15th Little League World Series, 11-0
1991 Ukraine declares independence from U.S.S.R.
1990 3,500 peacekeepers arrive in Liberia
1990 Iraqi troops surround U.S. and other embassies in Kuwait City
1989 British brewery Bass buys Holiday Inn hotel chain
1989 Pete Rose is suspended from baseball for life for gambling
1989 Voyager 2 flies past Neptune
1987 Announcement of possible Martian tornadoes
1986 Juli Inkster wins Atlantic City LPGA Golf Classic
1985 STS-51-I mission scrubbed at T -5m because of bad weather
1984 Pat Bradley set LPGA record for 9 holes with a 28 at Denver
1983 Cincinnati Red Pete Rose ends consecutive games played streak at 745
1982 KC's John Wathan steals 31st en route to 36 base for catcher's record
1981 American Charles Chapman is 1st black to swim English Channel
1981 Mark David Chapman is sentenced to 20 years to life for Lennon's murder
1980 Beth Daniel wins Columbia Savings LPGA Golf Classic
1980 Jozef Pinkovski replaces Poland premier Babiuch
1979 Cars play concert in New York Central Park
1979 NFL fans (60,916) choose old Patriots logo over new
1979 U.N.'s Vienna office begins issuing postage stamps
1978 U.S.S.R. performs underground nuclear test
1976 Soyuz 21 returns to Earth
1975 Davey Lopes steals his 38th consecutive base, then thrown out stealing
1975 Judy Rankin wins LPGA National Jewish Hospital Golf Open
1975 Papadopoulos/Pattakos/Makarezos sentenced to death in Athens
1975 San Francisco Giant Ed Halick no-hits New York Giants, 6-0
1975 Tampa Bay Rowdies beat Portland 2-0 for NASL cup
1974 Sandra Haynie wins LPGA National Jewish Hospital Golf Open
1973 John Adams and his drum - become a right-field fixture in Cleveland Stadium
1972 8th Mayor's Trophy Game, Yankees beat Mets 2-1
1972 Dennis Amiss scores 1st one-day int century, 103 vs. Australia
1972 Gordie Howe and Jean Beliveau inducted in Hockey Hall of Fame
1971 India beat England by 4 wickets, their win against the Poms
1970 Bomb kills 1 at University of Wisconsin's Army Math Research Center in Madison
1969 Carol Mann wins LPGA Tournament of Champs Golf Tournament
1969 Peru nationalizes U.S. oil interests
1968 France became world's 5th thermonuclear power, explodes on Mururoa
1966 U.S.S.R. launches Luna 11 for orbit around Moon
1964 2nd Mayor's Trophy Game, Yankees beat Mets 6-4
1963 1st 200 meter freestyle swum under 2 minutes (Don Schollander 1:58)
1963 John Pennel is 1st to pole-vault 17'
1962 Dodger coach Leo Durocher suffers a near-fatal allergic reaction to a penicillin injection while in the clubhouse at the Polo Grounds
1962 U.S. performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site
1961 Windward Islands' Airways International (Winair) forms
1961 Former nazi leader Johannes Vorster becomes South Africa's minister of justice (if the shoe fits...)
1960 -127 degrees F (-88 degrees C), Vostok, Antarctica (world record)
1960 60 people die when bus plunges off bridge into Turvo River, Brazil
1959 England complete 5-0 series drubbing of India
1959 Hiram Fong sworn in as 1st Chinese-American senator while Daniel K Inouye sworn in as 1st Japanese-American Rep (Both from Hawaii)
1958 Fay Crocker wins LPGA Waterloo Golf Open
1958 Sergei Popov wins Stockholm marathon (2:15:17.0) (WR)
1957 British soccer player Jimmy Greaves' (17) 1st game for Chelsea
1956 1st non-stop transcontinental helicopter flight arrived Washington D.C.
1954 Eisenhower signs Communist Control Act, outlawing the Communist Party
1954 International Amateur Athletic Federation recognizes Red China
1954 William Heatherton's "Reluctant Debutante," premieres in London
1951 Bill Veeck's "Fans Managers' Night," Browns defeat A's 5-3; Browns coaches hold up placards for fans to vote on
1950 Edith Sampson named 1st black U.S. delegate to U.N.
1950 Operation Magic Carpet concludes transporting 45,000 Yemenite Jews
1949 NATO, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, goes into effect
1945 Cleveland ace Bob Feller returns from Navy and strike out 12
1944 General LeClercs troops open assault on Paris
1943 Philadelphia A's drop AL record tying 20th game in a row, win the 2nd game
1942 Sea battle off Eastern Solomon Islands
1942 Transport nr 23 departs with French Jews to nazi-Germany
1940 Luftwaffe bombs London
1940 Red Sox left fielder Ted Williams pitches the last 2 innings in a 12-1 loss to Detroit Tigers, Williams allows 3 hits and 1 run
1939 Germany and U.S.S.R. sign 10-year non-aggression pact
1938 England beat Australia by an innings and 579 runs at The Oval
1938 Virgil Trucks strikes out his 418th batter, highest season total in organized ball-for Andalusia in an Alabama-Florida League game
1937 Republican offensive near Belchite Spain
1936 Australian Antarctic Territory created
1936 Franklin D. Roosevelt gives FBI authority to pursuit fascists and communists
1932 1st transcontinental non-stop flight by a woman, Amelia Earhart
1931 France and U.S.S.R. sign neutrality/no attack treaty
1929 43rd U.S. Womens Tennis: Helen Wills Moody beats Phoebe H Watson (64 62)
1929 Palestinians attack orthodox Jews in Jerusalem
1929 Turkey and Persia signs friendship treaty
1925 39th U.S. Womens Tennis: Helen Wills Moody beats K McKane (36 60 62)
1923 Paavo Nurmi runs world record 3 mile (14:11.2)
1922 1st Phillie to hit for cycle (Cy Williams)
1921 Battle of Sakaray Valley begins between Turkey and Greece
1921 British airship R-38 crashes in Humber, 44 die
1919 Cleveland pitcher Ray Caldwell is flattened by a bolt of lightning
1918 Chicago Cubs, win earliest pennent ever (season ended Sept 2)
1918 Sect Baker grants extended exemption to World Series players
1914 Battle at Bergen: Germans defeat Belgian/British troops
1914 German troops occupy Namur Belgium
1914 Jerome Kern and Michael E Rourles musical premieres in New York City
1912 New York City ticker tape parade for Jim Thorpe and victorious U.S. olympians
1912 Territory of Alaska organizes
1912 U.S. passes Anti-gag law, federal employees right to petition government
1911 Manuel d'Arriaga elected 1st president of Portugal
1909 Workers start pouring concrete for Panama Canal
1908 Tommy Burns KOs Bill Squires in 13 for heavyweight boxing title
1908 New York Giants scores shown on electric diamonds known as "Compton's Baseball Bulletin" at MSG
1906 Cincinnati Red John Weimer no-hits Dodgers, 1-0 in 7 inning game
1905 Chicago Cubs beat Phillies 2-1 in 20 innings
1904 24th U.S. Mens Tennis: Holcombe Ward beats William Clothier (108 64 97)
1904 Field battle at Liao-Yang-200,000 Japanese against 150,000 Russian
1893 Tornado destroys coast of Savannah and Charleston, about 1000 die
1891 Thomas Edison patents motion picture camera
1876 Riot abolishes fairs in Amsterdam, 2 killed
1869 Cornelius Swarthout patents waffle iron
1858 Richmond "Daily Dispatch" reports 90 blacks arrested for learning
1854 National emigration convention meets in Cleveland
1853 1st potato chips prepared by Chef George Crum (Saratoga Springs New York)
1847 Charlotte Bronte finishes manuscript of "Jane Eyre"
1833 HMS Beagle reaches Bahia Blanca, Argentina
1831 John Henslow asks Charles Darwin to travel with him on HMS Beagle
1828 Dutch army takes Fort Du Bus in New Guinea
1826 Netherland's South Willems Port (Bosch-Luik) opens
1814 British forces captured Washington, D.C., and burned down many landmarks
1787 Wolfgang A Mozart completes his viola sonata in A, K526
1751 Thomas Colley executed in England for drowning supposed witch
1704 Sea battle at Malaga
1690 Job Charnock founds Calcutta India
1682 Duke James of York gives Delaware to William Penn
1662 Act of Uniformity requires English to accept book of Common Prayer
1658 Battle at Grevelingen: English fleet beats Spanish
1654 Louis II Conde disbands ends of Atrecht
1608 1st English convoy lands at Surat India
1572 King Charles IX orders massacre of thousands of French Protestants
1561 Willem of Orange marries duchess Anna of Saxon
1542 Conquistador Francisco de Orellana returns to Spain
1516 Battle at Aleppo: Turks beat Syria
1511 Portugese troops under Afonso the Albuquerque occupy Malakka
1391 Jews of Palma Majorca massacred
1349 6,000 Jews, blamed for the Plague, are killed in Mainz
1349 Jews of Cologne Germany set themselves on fire to avoid baptism
1217 Battle at South Foreland: English fleet beats France
1215 Pope Innocent III declares Magna Carta invalid
410 Rome overrun by Visigoths, symbolized fall of Western Roman Empire
79 Mount Vesuvius erupts, buries Pompeii and Herculaneum, 15,000 die

 

woah please... not so big...

 

August 24 Birthdays in History
1988 Rupert Grint, English Actor
1983 Christopher Parker, born in Lewisham, London, actor, television presenter, appeared in 'Hotel Babylon' BBC series, presenter on 'This Morning' television show
1981 Chad Michael Murray, American Actor
1978 Melissa McElroy, born in Houston, Texas, rhythmic gymnast, U.S. team-96
1976 Bjorn van der Doelen, Dutch soccer player, PSV
1976 Nordin Wooter, Dutch soccer player, Ajax
1974 Archie Amerson, CFL running back for the Hamilton Tiger Cats
1974 Tony McCombs, linebacker for the Arizona Cardinals
1973 Andrew Brunette, Sudbury, NHL left wing for the Washington Capitals
1973 Barret Oliver, actor, Never Ending Story, Secret Garden
1973 Dave Chappelle, American Comedian
1972 Chris Right, CFL receiver, Montreal Alouettes
1972 Christian Ruud, born in Oslo, Norway, tennis star, 1989 Norwegian
1972 Ian Moran, born in Cleveland, Ohio, U.S. hockey defenseman, Olympics-1994, Pitts
1972 Kurt Miller, born in Tucson, Arizona, pitcher for the Florida Marlins
1972 Lee DeRamus, for the New Orleans Saints
1970 Dan Henderson, born in Downey, California, 180 lb greco-roman wrestler, 1992, 1996 Olympics
1970 Sandra Whyte, ice hockey forward, USA, 1998 Olympics
1968 Andreas Kisser, Brazilian heavy metal guitarist, Sepultura
1968 Arnold Galesloot, WLAF tight end for the Amsterdam Admirals
1968 Benoit Brunet, Pointe Claire, NHL left wing, Montreal Canadiens
1968 Tim Salmon, born in Long Beach, California, outfielder for the California Angels
1965 Marlee Matlin, Illinois, deaf actress, Children of Lesser God-Academy Award
1965 Reggie Miller, Riverside California, NBA guard, Indiana Pacers, Gold Medal 1996 Olympics
1965 Vince Alcalde, WLAF offensive assistant for the Scottish Claymores
1964 Salizhan Sharkirovich Sharipov, Kirhizia, astronaut, STS-89
1963 John Bush, U.S. heavy metal singer, Anthrax-Armed and Dangerous
1962 Mary Ellen Weber, born in Cleveland, Ohio, PhD/astronaut, STS-70
1962 Craig Kilborn, born in Kansas City, Missouri, comedian, actor, original host of 'The Daily Show', anchor for ESPN's 'Sports Center', host 'The Late Late Show'
1961 Cal Ripkin, Jr., all-star shortstop for the Baltimore Orioles
1961 Colin Angus, Scottish pop musician, Shamen, Ebeneezer Goode
1961 Mark "Bedders" Bedfored, London, rock bassist, Madness
1961 Jared Harris, born in London, England, actor, known for role of Lane Pryce on 'Mad Men' television series
1960 Cal Ripken, Havre de Grace, Maryland, shortstop, Baltimore Orioles, game streak
1960 Franz Vienboeck, Austria, cosmonaut, Soyuz TM-13
1960 Kris Monaghan, Spokane, Washington, golfer, 1990 Red Robin Kyocera Inamori
1960 Steven W. Lindsey, Arcadia, California, Major USAF/astronaut, STS-87
1959 Adrian Kuiper, cricketer, South African all-rounder
1959 Michel Valke, Dutch soccer player, Sparta, Dordrecht '90
1958 Steve Guttenberg, born in Brooklyn, New York, actor, Police Academy, Short Circuit
1957 Stephen Fry, born in Hampstead, England, actor, comedian, film director, starred in comedy series, 'Absolute Power', film 'Wilde'
1956 Gerry Cooney, heavyweight boxer, U.S. Olympics team 1980
1955 Jeffrey Daniel, born in Los Angeles, California, rock vocalist, Shalamar
1955 Mike Huckabee, born in Hope, Arkansas, politician, 44th Governor of Arkansas, Republican, candidate for President in 2008, host of 'Huckabee' television talk show
1951 Jimmy Farrar, born in Jacksonville, Florida, rock vocalist, Molly Hatchet
1951 Orson Scott Card, U.S., sci-fi author, Hugo, Nebula, Ender's War
1950 Frank Murray, Australian field hockey national coach, 1992, 1996 Olympics
1949 Anna Lee Fisher, St. Albans, New York, MD/astronaut, STS-51-A
1949 Joe Regalbuto, born in Brooklyn, New York, actor, Knots Landing, Frank-Murphy Brown
1949 Stephen Harrison Paulus, composer
1949 Bob Holden, American Politician
1947 Joe Manchin, American Politician
1947 Paulo Coelho, Brazilian Novelist
1946 Richard "Dick" N Richards, Key West, USN/astr, STS-28, 41, 50, 64
1946 Richard Richards, American Astronaut
1945 Ken Hensley, rock keyboardist, Blackfoot, Uriah Heep
1945 Malcolm "Mollie" Duncan, Scotland, saxophonist, Average White Band
1945 Vince McMahon, American Entertainer
1944 Gregory Bruce Jarvis, born in Detroit, Michigan, astronaut, STS-25
1944 Jim Capaldi, English singer and songwriter, Traffic-Something So Strong
1943 John Cipollina, San Francisco Cal, rock guitarist, Quicksilver Messenger Service
1942 Joe Chambers, born in Los Angeles, California, rock guitarist and vocalist, Chambers Brothers
1942 Karen Keskulla Uhlenbeck, mathemetician/educator
1942 Max Cleland, American Politician
1941 Ernest Wright, Jr., U.S. rock vocalist, Imperials-So Much
1940 Tony Secunda, rock band manager
1938 David Freiberg, born in Boston, Massachusetts, rock bassist, Quicksilver Messenger
1938 Mason Williams, Abilene, Texas, writer, Smother Brothers Hour
1936 William J. Coyne, born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Representative-D-Pennsylvania 1981 - 2003
1936 Kenny Guinn, American Politician
1934 Kenny Baker, actor, R2D2-Star Wars
1934 Roger Donald Dickerson, composer
1932 Richard Graham Meale, composer
1929 William Winfield, rocker, Harptones
1929 Betty Dodson, American Educator
1927 Roger Danneels, Flemish accordionist
1927 William V Shannon, journalist/ambassador to Ireland, 1977-81
1924 Louis Teicher, pianist, Ferante and Teicher-Exodus
1923 Helena Carter, Helen Rickerts, U.S. model/actress, River Lady
1922 Rene Levesque, Quebec premier, 1976-85
1922 Howard Zinn, American Historian
1919 "Drs P" [Heinz H Polzer], Swiss/Dutch songwriter/singer
1919 Nils Viggo Bentzon, composer
1918 Ray McIntire, chemical engineer
1917 Dennis James, born in Jersey City, New Jersey, wrestling announcer/TV host, PDQ
1916 Anita V Figueredo, physician/humanitarian
1916 Peter Crichton Kirkpatrick, oarsman
1915 Alice B[radley] Sheldon, U.S., sci-fi author, Byte Beautiful
1915 Wynonie Harris, rocker
1913 Dorothy Comingore, Linda Winters, born in Los Angeles, California, actress, Citizen Kane
1912 Durward Kirby, born in Indianapolis, Indiana, TV announcer, Garry Moore Show
1911 Karl AF Schiller, West German economist/SPD-minister
1911 Leo Ferre, French singer/composer, Silly-aime, Ni Dieu ni maatre
1910 Bernhard Heiden, composer
1909 Ronnie Grieveson, South Africa cricket keeper/batsman, 2 Tests vs. England 1939
1906 Gerald Vann, British Theologian
1905 Donald Douglas, Scotland, actor, I Love You Again
1905 Sven Johan Stolpe, Swedish author, Latt, snabb och om
1904 Rod Redwing, New York, actor, Buffalo Bill in Tomahawk Territory
1902 Fernand Braudel, French historian, Civililization and Capitalism
1900 Preston Foster, Ocean City, New Jersey, actor, Waterfront, Gunslinger
1900 Vasa Prihoda, Czechoslovakian violinist
1899 Johan J Fabricius, Dutch novelist, Island of Demons
1899 Jorge Luis Borges, born in Argentina, writer of fiction, essays, Labyrinths
1899 Ruth Schaumann, German painter/writer, Rose, Black King
1898 Albert Claude, Belgium, biologist/physician, Nobel 1974
1898 Malcolm Cowley, Belsano Penn, author, Flowering of New England
1898 Marie J Hugenholtz, Doctor Grandi, surgeon on Curacao
1896 Phil Baker, Philadelphia, comedian, Who's Whose
1895 Richard Cardinal Cushing, American Clergyman
1894 Jean Rhys, Ella Williams, Dominica, writer, Voyage in the Dark
1891 Alexander Mikhaylovich Dzegelyonok, composer
1891 Germaine Loosveldt, Flemish actress, Kniertje in On hope
1890 Duke Kahanamoku, Hawaii, swimmer, Olympics-3 gold/2 silver-12, 20, 24
1890 Franz Philipp, composer
1889 Simon Kimbangu/Kibangu, Congo prophet
1886 William Francis Gibbs, naval architect, designed Liberty ships
1880 Joshua L Cowen, inventor, electric train
1880 Miles W L Killearn of Killearn, Scotish baron/diplomat
1879 Rentaro Taki, composer
1872 Max Beerbohm, England, caricaturist/writer/wit, Saturday Review
1865 Ferdinand I VAM, king of Romania
1856 Felix Mottl, composer
1854 Nikolay Vladimirovich Scherbachov, composer
1842 Edouard J A Agneessens, Flemish painter, Slave Market
1839 Eduard Napravnik, composer
1837 Theodore Dubois, composer
1828 George Hume "Maryland" Steuart, Brigadier General Confederate Army
1827 Walter Husted Stevens, Brigadier General Confederate Army
1821 Emmanuele Muzio, composer
1820 Jacopo Tomadini, composer
1817 Aleksei K Tolstoi, Kozjma Prutkov, Russian poet and writer
1816 Daniel Gooch, laid 1st successful transatlantic cables
1810 Theodore Parker, American Theologian
1808 Benjamin Grubb Humphreys, Brigadier General Confederate Army
1808 Thomas Fenwick Drayton, Brigadier General Confederate Army
1787 James Weddell, Ostend England, Antarctic explorer, Weddell Sea
1772 Willem I Frederik, grand duke of Luxembourg/king of Netherlands, 1814-40
1759 Wilbur Wilberforce, England, crusaded against slavery
1759 William Wilberforce, English Politician
1750 M Laetitia Bonaparte-Ramolino, Madame Mere, mother of Napoleon I
1733 David Traugott Nicolai, composer
1725 Johann Balthasar Kehl, composer
1712 Cornelis Douwes, Dutch mathematician and astronomer
1683 Meinrad Spiess, composer
1669 Alessandro Marcello, composer
1591 Robert Herrick, England, poet, Gather ye rosebuds, baptized
1579 John Amner, composer
1531 Ercole Bottrigari, composer
1420 Albrecht van Eyb, German humanist/parson, Bamberg and Eichstatt
1210 Floris IV, Count of Holland
1113 Geoffrey Plantagenet, France, conquered Normandy

 

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