Spam Thread Mk. III

is spam spiced ham?

 

[me=nhi_po]stands close by Vergil.[/me]

 

... Maybe.

Yes, servant, I know you want me inside of you, but I'm not in the mood right now.

lol Vergil iz a rapist.

 

*is admiring her leather jacket*

 

[me=nhi_po]stays silent and keeps her place by Vergil.[/me]

 

*shields self with Corriger*

 

Hahahaa

 

[me=Corriger]is hit with the corpse.[/me]

... I'm glad I could be of service, Master.

ASS NUGGETS WITH LUBE SAUCE, MAN!!!

... Fetch me the monkey...

 

*watches all the things happening*

 

phb?

 

Yes Master..

Right away..

[me=nhi_po]disappears for a minute and returns with the monkey.[/me]

Here it is, Master..

 

[me=Vergil]throws the monkey at Mint.[/me]

 

*sticks her head uder the chair* hellloooooo anybody in here?

 

[me=nhi_po]stands beside Vergil, keeping silence.[/me]

 

That does it ...
CORRIGER, I CHOOSE YOU
*throws pokeball*

 

... I'm not even in the pokeball...

[me=The monkey]latches onto Corriger's face instead.[/me]

AAAAGGGHHH!!!

[me=Corriger]runs around, flailing his arms as the monkey is latched onto his face.[/me]

 

hhmmm...*crawls under the chair*...meh *sits down and thinks*

 

Why is my whole day going downhill? Only shit has come to me today!

 

... Thank you for the compliment.

 

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