Spam Thread Mk. III

...may I see them?

I fuck wallabies but not kangaroos.

You are mistaken.

 

Ichigo?

 

[me=Stanley Richards]coughs sarcastically[/me]

nope.

 

It is??

 

all marsupials are kangaroos in my book.

 

*laughs*

 

i don't mind being a slug =D

 

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I just read a funny riddle :
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A last name...? >_>

 

Dang it. I wanna see how perverted people on the forums are :

 

it was supposed to be slut, but i mistyped...

 

D=

 

You didn't let me post a pic...



Wallaby cheer leaders...Yeah I fuck them...

As for the marsupials (kangas) yeah I pimp them...it's easy...

Most of my clients are from Scotland, something manly about fucking a horny kanga that's known to kick one's balls off...

 

your banter is wash.

also, i've thought up a title for my auto-biography. it's called "aye, robot".

 

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I want that autobiography.

One of my friends contributed on it, can ya guess who?

 

i'm not your friend.

 

Oh please. The Astro Particle Beam is just a giant penis.