Spam Thread Mk. III

So we're aiming for mature talks now ?

 

PENISES

Um, I mean hello~

 

Hiya~

Hmm, not to much

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Why not?

...but yeah...all this i heard was at work, stuff that can land one in trouble...

One talk was about the meaning of "buggery"...sure they were talking about the historical origins but...in a lunch room with women around?

...funny enough I got more looks at me talking to a co worker about gaming and noob tatics XD

 

Hello maid

 

Penises.

 

rysiooooooooooooooooo
and sol

 

Owh that...you mean CIG+(X-M)? I kinda remembered the formula cause of a stupid joke. We were in Chemistry class and the teacher asked what's the formula for acid dissociation constant...my friend went and jokingly said CIG+X-M..and I can remember the formula ever since >_>

 

Hi, Mint and Soluri.

 

[talking to himself]Damn 2 girls now, guess no free porn for you guys[/talking to himself]

...I wonder what I can watch now...hrm...

OH THANK GOD-NOW I DON'T FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ANYMORE!

[me=hYpNoS]takes of his hat[/me]

 

Hi Master~
I liked it tonight<3

 

Is that Ikuto?

 

Damn it...

So be it.

HA! xD What she doesn't know can't hurt her.

 

Yes
And that's only the first step T^T
And there are 3 versions of that formula T^T

 

Who...?

I warned you, Totodile.

 

True I suppose.

 

your avvie Falkner?

 

Never liked National Income. Probably one of my least favorite topics >< but it's also important >_> I like market system most :

 

Activating mature talk.

Spoiler

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

 

Ava


I'm going to the dentist,

Seeya~