Spam Thread Mk. III

huuuuuuuuu............
again?

 

Then don't look :

 

No, seriously.
Sex is interesting but I would be ashamed to talk about it with underage girls. Unless, I want to be known as a pedophile.
As a joke, its fine.

 

...yes (NO NO DOGGY NO!!!!)

 

YOU LIE...!!

Unless.. You know.. You ARE a pedophile..

 

*sounds of sexual intercourse*

 

Yes, so was I. You can try, but they won't stop.

 

Somehow....WAKAKAKA!!! NOW RUN!!!

 

*moans can be heard from the room*

 

*facepalm*

 

YEEESSSShhhh
>

 

.....................

 

Good afternoon master . How may I serve you this fine day ?

 

*doggy is trying to say no but isnt having any luck*

 

*Melfice comes and unties Doggy*
tell me if you want more

 

NNNNNNNNNNNNNN...yes(DOGGY DONT!!!) *doggy makes a B-line for the door*

 

...... Get me some nachos.

 

*cough* I think you're forgetting something.

 

Yes, right away master.

[me=nhi_po]runs to a nacho stand and comes back with nachos.[/me]

[me=nhi_po]hands the nachos to Corriger.[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]eats the nachos.[/me]

mmmm... Nachos.

Now go fetch me one of my guns.