Spam Thread Mk. III

No!
THE PIE IS A LIE

 

...

[me=Corriger]jumps into a volcano.[/me]

 

WAT

NO WAI

 

Ah, no, but I really got free access to pies : The small ones ;D

 

*sips orange juice*

 

Ah well, good for you, I guess. >_>

 

Well I have free access to PINGAS

*cough*

 

*has a strange urge to play tennis*

 

.... Soooo.... boooored....

 

Take this! It's dangerous to go alone.
*insert Legend of Zelda item-get sound*
~Corriger recieved a [Rusty Spoon]~

 

....

[me=Corriger's]eye twitches.[/me]

.... I like.... rusty.... metal.... spoons...

 

SPOON?

 

*doggy is: a dog* *barks*

 

Salad Fingers yay xP

 

There is no spoon.

 

Check your inventory, foo!

 

... I used the spoon.... I was digging, sorry...

 

Death by Spoon....

 

Who dares to bring light into my lair?! You must DIE!

 

I knew it, you're still mad.... T_T