Spam Thread Mk. III

Hey satan, can you- can you put some sugar on my pancakes?

 

Here's sum sugar for you's pancakes.

 

can i have..... syrup........ just cause i want it????

 

Bye maid.

 

Hi Master

 

I won't be going for another few minutes, ma'am.

Gotta wait for a download to finish.

 

Lol.
Hi goat.

 

Hey... Hey Mint.

Can I... Can I haz nachos?

 

Yes you can!
Just sign this old paper with pentagram, here, in the corner.

 

... That's a contract, isn't it?

 

DONT. I DID THAT AND NOW LOOK AT MY HAND
[me=Stanley Richards]hand has a sign which is bound to his master[/me]

 

Why don't I have that sign.....?

 

...what are you saying...???

You want those nachos or not?

 

Because you innocently requested to be the maid. You weren't forced to like me ;_;
I'm like a helpless prinny

 

Because you touch yourself at night...

Hooray for Family Guy.

YES!! YES I DO!!!

[me=Corriger]sighs the papers.[/me]

NOW GIMME!!!

 

>_>

 

You are less useful though, Prinnies at least explode when thrown

 

PENGUINS ARE NOT WORTHY!!!! *hides*

 

[me=Mint]gives nachos to Cor [/me]

Heheee...

 

;_;
I can obliterate half the world at your order.