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You get and ice cube and start with it in your partners mouth. Then you trade off and run down their body with it. Once you hit your partners pants, run it back up their body and trade the ice cube with a seductive kiss. that person must then run it up and down and so on. Time how long it takes for it to melt, then spend that much time doing what you want to each other...

 

Or if you want something sweet and spicy...

A few fresh chili peppers. Something hot but not as hot as Jalapenos... maybe something milder. Also, prepare some warm honey.
Start by lightly kissing your partner on the lips. Then break a the pepper in half and slowly run it across your partners lips. Then, kiss her again.
Follow it up by pouring the honey over her torso, licking it as you go along. As you drip the honey, slowly move it lower down her body and then...

*CENSORED for the PG-13 rule*

Well, you get the idea..

 

That's when my partner would get a good punch in the face.

 

I saw it in a movie once...

They said the heat would be very arousing..

 

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[me=Corriger's]eye twitches.[/me]

 

Heat-shmeet. Why not use coffee creamers?

 

The powder kind?

 

Heck no. I don't think powdering someone up is very arousing, do you?

 

I don't know...

some people might get a kick out of it I suppose... >.>
Humans are kinky like that :

Anyway, I don't think coffee creamers are my thing.

 

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[me=Corriger's]eye twitches again.[/me]

 

Might I suggest a bottle of Systane or Visine for that eye sir?

 

I feel bad for you.

Fluffy puppies would be good, too.

 

This conversation is funny.

 

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[me=Corriger]resists the urge to transform into Baskerville and maul someone.[/me]

... No... thank you...

 

I don't think I'd want competition for kissing and licking space.

Life is funny. If you know how to look at it right.

you misspelled MAUL my good sir.

[me=toffster92]is intentionally trying to be an a**[/me]

 

Ooooohh....

where did you find THAT!?

 

I don't know what you're talking about. This is the most serious conversation I've had with you folks.

[me=facepalm][/me]

Not another one...

 

google x__X

 

ahhh... a fellow connoisseur of the erotic arts. Well met, milady.

I'm not usually like that. It's just that I've always wanted to piss someone off in a forum and he seemed like the perfect target first experiment.