Spam Thread Mk. III

Well, it IS Newgrounds...

 

lol pun

i can't stop anyone
i can't do anything properly
i'm weak and useless

 

And we love you just the way you are.

 

Huh, funny, there's a really drunk guy fighting next door :

(And Corri, you're a really big sexist)

 

Tell me something in my pants.

 

... Big, big sexist. Shall I cut something in your pants? :

 

No.

 

That's settled then

 

What am I doing wrong...
I wonder if it's possible to reset my time online.

 

Dude. Don't worry about it. Really.

 

Guess not.
Hmmm.... Funny, funny guy.

So, Corri, how's my story going?

 

Make me a sammich, woman.

 

what he said

 

._.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/lifestylenews/view/1072962/1/.html

i found this when reading news

 

I'm not your maid. You make me a story, I make you a sammich (Whutever that may be :)

 

You keep quiet melf.

 

... Wow...

How about I make you a story and you get in my pants.

 

To cut something? Deal.

Still cute :

and

 

Fucking great, now even South Park isn't funny.