Spam Thread Mk. III

[me=nhi_po]sits on a nearby branch, writing poetry[/me]

 

nah ill leave them....*pulls up bra again* maybe i should just leave it off...

 

[me=nhi_po]is burning and takes her shirt off(and is wearing a tank top underneath)[/me]
[me=nhi_po]continues writing[/me]

 

*takes off bra* hhmmm...yeah ill leave it off....

 

ahhhhh.....

[me=toffster92]dies from massive blood loss from the nose[/me]

 

*walks back through the forest and sees toff on the ground* oh god....*lies him down and cleans up the blood* hhmmm *preforms CPR* 1...2...3..4...5...1..2..3.... that should do it *waits for him to open his eyes*

 

uhhh...

[me=toffster92]opens his eyes[/me]

are you an angel?

[me=toffster92]sees doggy-dj naked then passes out again.[/me]

 

SNAP OUT OF IT MAN..!!
[me=nhi_po]jumps off the branch and runs to toffy[/me]

 

no...?! damn......hhmmm should i put some clothes on?!

 

Just wrap this towel around you
[me=nhi_po]throws a towel to doggy[/me]

 

hhmmm..nah *puts bra back on* this'll do...

 

aight then..
but he's still out cold..

 

*picks Toff up* he'll be alright....*piggybacks him to the house*

 

[me=toffster92]wakes up and sees he's on doggy-dj's back.[/me]

i'm all better now thanks...

[me=toffster92]finds a bunny scampering near him, then drinks it's blood to regain his strength[/me]

on an unrelated note:

I loled at nhi when she used toffy.
That's exactly how my friends used to misspell my nickname!

my nickname's Toffee BTW

 

aahhh *puts him down and takes off bra* man...that thing keeps slipping..... *runs into the trees*

 

ooog!...

[me=toffster92]pinches his nose to stop the flow.[/me]

i'm alright. I got this.

 

why do you keep doing that?..having nosebleeds?...

 

It's a common anime trope.

It's a sign of extreme arousal and/or sexual excitement.
It's based off an old wives tale in Japan and became a common site in animes.

You can check it here if you like.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nosebleed

 

hhmmm....so im..doing that to you?...weird

 

TRY TO KEEP YOUR LIBIDO IN CHECK.