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[me=Corriger]laughs sadistically as he continuously stabs himself.[/me]

 

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum!

 

But you're all out of ass...

 

I'll kick you then!

 

... Groovy?

 

Huh. Cartman got aids.

 

Heh heh... Sam Raimi.

 

Hehe... I can't walk straight @_@
Mom called me to the kitchen
right when exiting my room.. I bump into a wall..
Wtf's wrong with me @_@

 

You are probably drunk.

 

I do that all the time.

Except I don't do that all the time.

 

I would know if I drank @_@

I dun geddit.

 

YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET MY HAND UPSIDE YOU HEAD.

 

Maybe you are... mentally drunk...?

 

Sowwyy masterr...

Spoiler

 

... Cannot... smack... the cuteh...

CURSE YOU, NATURAL AVERSION TO SMACKING WOMEN!!!!!

 

:3

Spoiler

 

HA! You have a heart after all!

 

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Go get me some nachos.

And I also have your face.

 

[me=nhi_po]looks to the counter as nachos appear on it[/me]

 

IMMA FIRIN MA FRIKIN LAZAR!!!