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talking about abend makes me wonder if english exceed is gonna come out.....

 

Its a secret language that only a few chosen one may learn..


Its the oldest member that win here not the one with the most post..!!

 

Cool.... I wanna be a chosen one.

 

You prolly have to pass a test...

Anyway

Look at the treasure that i found...

And my language prolly will contain alot of these

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, chao Chee bye, Lan jiao nua, Kum lan
Kua simi lanjiao, Lao chee bye, Pua chee bye, Nin na bu eh lau chee bye, Sam pat, Gui Keng, Gui Tao, Gan lee eh Chor Gong, Bo lam pa, Gan Lee Eh Ka Cher-ng,Ho Lang Kan,Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan,Pa Jui Cheng,Chee Go Pek,,Sai Li Niang, CheebyeKia,Thor Kong Lan, Mak puki, Lu chiak sai, Chow Chee Pong, Chee Pek
Chiu cheng, Kan ka lu si, Chee bye bin, Kan nia lau bu chaw chee bai, Chao Log, Pu Nin Bo A Chow Chee Bye, Ka Na Sai, Lao Bu Si
Lao Beh Si, Lu Siong Hah Mik Lan Jiao

Lets see who can decipher them..

 

So...you want a cookie?

 

Errr...

No..?

 

>.>
walao is the word to use at times liek this ^^

 

[me=light]gives up instantly after only reading a few words.[/me]

 

sooo kaito you kan before ? o.o

[me=~Fuyuhotaru~]being chinese understands those vulgar words[/me]
groh understands them too

 

Oh god I miss those XD

 

KAN NI NA BU/ KAN NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE
The rudest phrase of all. Use only if you wish to be beaten up or want other people to think you were raised in a longkang. Literally: "Fuck your mother/Fuck your mother's smelly cunt."

TIU/TIU LEI LO MO/TIU LEI LO MO CHAO HAI
"Tiu" is the Cantonese equivalent of the Hokkien "kan", meaning "fuck". And "tiu lei lo mo" is "fuck your old mother", and the ultimate is "tiu lei lo mo chao hai", which has the same as that thermonuclear weapon of Hokkien swearing "kan ni na bu chao chee bye". If you want to be discreet, with the right intonation "tiu lei lo mo chao lo hai" can also mean "throw your mother's smelly old shoes away".

LAN LAN (Contributed by Minglun)
(lahn-lahn)
Hokkien term which literally translates as "penis, penis". It means to have no other choice.
"Gah'men say must do, we lan lan also must do."

Found this :

 

Than i prolly will say something like this...

Ehhh...

This one is all treasure hor..

Very hard to find one leh...

You dont anyhow anyhow walao ok...

Got good thing you dont know how to see..

Than go walao...
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Obviously ?

 

lol japanese also have this or kinda
chin chin :

 

Walao...

Anyhow leh you..

 

ahhh good for you then

 

I miss listening to those swear words everyday

I'm quite sure I heard "chao Chee bye" the most when I was in school

 

I heard them all the time when i used to be in school every five minute...

 

Course me being in a bad class probably helped

 

Education of singlish...!!

TACTICAL
Another term from the Army, Singapore’s most prolific Singlish donor. It means to think quickly and strategically, usually in the context of avoiding notice or being stuck with an unpleasant task. Oddly enough, it’s also used as a verb.
“Eh, if you do’wan to kena arrow, then you better tactical and take cover a bit, skarly the ossifer catch you then you kena.” (“If you wish to avoid getting an unpleasant assignment, you’d best make yourself scarce, before the officer catches you.”)