Spam Thread Mk. III

[me=Corriger's]eyebrows laugh at Dr. House's eyebrows, then remembers it is Dr. House and stops laughing.[/me]

 

I see what's happened, I can tell the somewhat close feature.

 

[me=Corriger's]gonna end this soon.

p4tman has nothing to fear.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]blushes more (o///o) and looks into Corri's eyes[/me]

 

Well that's good to know.

 

[me=Corriger]leans even closer to nhi_po's face.

Why is he still talking in the third person?[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]ends the staring and kisses Corri's lips, then looks away to hide her blushing (>///>)[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]smiles, then pulls away.[/me]

Satisfied?

[me=HOLY SHIT,]Corriger is no longer speaking in the third person.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]giggles at the use of Corri's /me command.[/me]

 

*Corriger has realised that he is still the most evil person in the thread*

Evil people never get happy endings! Just look at Winnie the Pooh! All the bad guys in that show were killed off before it was put on tv to keep it kid-friendly!

*Don9aldo decides to nuke the thread*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

...
... ;D

 

[me=Corriger]is amused as well.

... Crap. Corriger's speaking in the third person again.[/me]

[me=Corriger]wishes that he kept his armor on...[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]escapes back to her corner and continues to play with the dust, this time, with a slight, nearly unnoticeable glimmer in her eyes. [/me]

 

*Don9aldo has noticed the glimmer*
*He decides to post this on Twitter*

 

[me=Corriger]enjoys speaking in the third person.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]laughs at Don9aldo's tweet and realizes in great horror that she was home alone, only to see that her parents and brother just came home.[/me]
Aww fu......ck....
[me=nhi_po]sips her apple juice[/me]

 

[me=Corriger] laughs evilly.

Devil has finally asserted his PINGAS over Angel.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]stares at Corri and continues sipping her apple juice, wondering what will happen next.[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]speaks.[/me]

Heh heh... I just jerked off... mentally...

 

Devil: It is futile. The SOUL REAVER alone cannot seal the door to darkness. CORRIGER'S PINGAS! Fill me... with the power of darkness...
[the doors start to open]
Devil: Supreme darkness...
Angel: You're wrong. I know now, without a doubt. CORRIGER'S PINGAS... is LIGHT!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kK2gAFWWsA

^ Full of win ^