Spam Thread Mk. III

[me=Corriger]hates fleas.

They always try to steal his eyebrows, even though they always implode when they get too close.[/me]

[me=Corriger]wonders how nhi_po is able to handle the sight of a jawless vampire wraith with blue skin and glowing white eyes.

And now he doesn't care; now he just likes being hugged.[/me]

 

*Don9aldo wipes a tear away*

*shivers**sniff**sniff*

MOAR FLEAS

 

[me=nhi_po]looks up at Corri and smiles sweetly ^-^ and continues to hug him closer[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]hopes - for their sake - that the fleas won't touch his eyebrows.[/me]

[me=Corriger]is touched.

He blames Angel for making him more human.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]slightly laughs and continues to hug Corri[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]smiles warmly.

Meanwhile, Devil is vomiting in Corriger's mind, sickened by such affection; Corriger mentally smacks a bitch.[/me]

 

*Don9aldo is getting worried at all the hugging going on*
*Don9aldo suspects that nhi_po is secretly attempting to asphyxiate Corriger into submission*
*Don9aldo wonders what this submission will mean*

 

[me=Corriger]lieks sex.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]closes her eyes and continues to smile and hug Corri[/me]

 

[me=p4tman]doesn't like where this is going.....

 

[me=Corriger]pats nhi_po's head.

Devil starts bashing his brains out on a mentally-projected wall.[/me]

[me=Corriger]promises there will be no sexing.

Hopefully.[/me]

 

*Don9aldo dresses up as a ninja*

BELIEVE IT!

*He hopes that this will discourage teh sexxorz*

BELIEVE IT!

 

[me=nhi_po]wraps her arms around Corri's neck to pull their heads closer[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]opts not to smack a bitch and simply murders one, then devours the bitch's soul and steal the bitch's face.[/me]

[me=Corriger]is not so sure he can keep his promise...

Corriger gazes into nhi_po's eyes.[/me]

 

*Don9aldo has twitched...*

*Don9aldo will never twitch again*

 

[me=nhi_po]endearingly looks at Corri and softly smiles[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]pulls nhi_po closer.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]blushes and continues smiling at Corri.[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]strokes nhi_po's hair.[/me]

 

*The thread has suddenly turned all hot and steamy!*
*Don9aldo pulls out a chair and a bucket of popcorn*
*Eyebrows have been raised*