Spam Thread Mk. III

Is it true that truly evil villains refer to themselves in the 3rd person?

*Don9aldo ponders*

 

[me=Corriger]has done so already, but does not consider himself evil.

He considers everyone else to be evil.[/me]

 

FREAKIN AWESOME DUUUDE!

 

[me=nhi_po]sits in a corner and plays with the dust[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]thinks so too.[/me]

[me=Corriger]glares at nhi_po, but the helmet's visor is screwing up the glare.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]spots Corri and swiftly returns to her dust.[/me]

 

*Don9aldo has finished pondering*
*He has resolved to become a member of the 4kids dub fanclub when he has finished learning the infernal language that is japanese*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

 

[me=Corriger]has seen a portion of the true face of evil.

He does not like it, and wants to put on his SRS face.[/me]

[me=Corriger]curses his helmet's visor.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]approaches Corri.[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]looks down upon nhi_po, since he is now, like, seven fuckin' feet tall.

His neck is starting to hurt a little.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]goes on her tippy-toes and removes Corri's helmet.[/me]

 

*Don9aldo has challenged Corriger to a game of online chess... the game of true evil villians*
*Don9aldo now plays "Sexy Back" on youtube while searching up crappy fanfic of DUKE DEVLIN!*

*Don9aldo makes a note*

nhi_po has some srsly long toes...

 

[me=Corriger's]current face is revealed from the confines of his helmet.[/me]

Spoiler

[me=Corriger]knows that Dr. House will raep him in chess.

He accepts.[/me]

 

[me=nhi_po]is also using a stepladder[/me]

Was this something of your previous avii..?

 

[me=Corriger]nods his head.[/me]

 

*Don9aldo did not take into account the option that Corriger could accept*
*Don9aldo reviews his evil mastermind status*
*Don9aldo has revoked his evil mastermind status*

*Don9aldo did NOT post that*

 

[me=nhi_po]hugs Corry and goes back to her corner and dust.[/me]

 

[me=Corriger]has won the ga- WAAAAAAIT a minute...

Corriger is now the most evil person here.

Also, Dr. House's logic is undeniable. Even though Dr. House has gone insane at one point.[/me]

[me=Corriger]puts back on his helmet and hides his horribly disfigured, jawless face from the world.[/me]

 

*Don9aldo has decided to disguise himself as an "ordinary" person*

So guys didja see the games last night!
Boy that was one helluva close call!
Even *Don9aldo felt that, that was boring*

*Don9aldo's disguise has been compromised...*

FLEAS

 

[me=nhi_po]once again removes Corri's helmet and hugs Corri; This time, she keeps her hug there.[/me]