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Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Reider, Dec 20, 2009.

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  1. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    if you dont include the ones i made for AFz, then 9
     
  2. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    I is back from camping, and now relaxing in mah second house on the countryside~
    Hello.
     
  3. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    Hello, Hello Melfice.

    Highschool of the dead. XD
    Post Merge: [time]1279618336[/time]
    Hello Rysio
     
  4. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    hello Rysi0
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    some old japanese sword legends

    There is a legend of a Masamune blade and a Muramasa blade being put into a river strewn with lotus leaves. The leaves swirled around the Masamune blade untouched, but the Muramasa blade would cut them.

    It has also been told that once drawn, a Muramasa blade has to draw blood before it can be returned to its scabbard, even to the point of forcing its wielder to wound himself or commit suicide. Thus, it is thought of as a demonic cursed blade that creates bloodlust in those who wield it.
     
  5. light_x_dark

    light_x_dark Well-Known Member

    Heh, I haz more~

    Hi, Rysi0.
     
  6. evannick

    evannick Well-Known Member

    Nintendo set up a taxi company, "love hotel" chain, food company (trying to sell instant rice, similar to instant noodles) and several other things (including a vacuum cleaner, Chiritory, which later appeared as a two-player game in WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$ in 2003). All these ventures failed, except toymaking
    o.o

    chiwasu rysio
     
  7. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    If u talk about squiby, I haz shit-load of them~
     
  8. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    You forgot the laser range where you shoot...what clay pidgeons or something?

    I can't remember but earthquakes put that out of business.
     
  9. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    A legend tells of a test where Muramasa challenged his master, Masamune, to see who could make a finer sword. They both worked tirelessly and eventually, when both swords were finished, they decided to test the results. The contest was for each to suspend the blades in a small creek with the cutting edge facing the current. Muramasa's sword, the Juuchi Yosamu (10,000 Cold Nights / 十千夜寒) cut everything that passed its way; fish, leaves floating down the river, the very air which blew on it. Highly impressed with his pupil's work, Masamune lowered his sword, the Yawarakai-Te (Tender Hands / 柔らかい手), into the current and waited patiently. Not a leaf was cut, the fish swam right up to it, and the air hissed as it gently blew by the blade. After a while, Muramasa began to scoff at his master for his apparent lack of skill in the making of his sword. Smiling to himself, Masamune pulled up his sword, dried it, and sheathed it. All the while, Muramasa was heckling him for his sword's inability to cut anything. A monk, who had been watching the whole ordeal, walked over and bowed low to the two sword masters. He then began to explain what he had seen.

    "The first of the swords was by all accounts a fine sword, however it is a blood thirsty, evil blade, as it does not discriminate as to who or what it will cut. It may just as well be cutting down butterflies as severing heads. The second was by far the finer of the two, as it does not needlessly cut that which is innocent and undeserving."

    In another account of the story, both blades cut the leaves that went down on the river's current equally well, but the leaves would stick to the blade of Muramasa whereas they would slip on past Masamune's after being sliced. Or alternatively both leaves were cut, but those cut by Masamune's blade would reform as it traveled down the stream. Yet another version has leaves being sliced by Muramasa's blade while the leaves were repelled by Masamune's, and another again has leaves being sliced by Muramasa's blade and healed by Masamune's.

    In yet another story Muramasa and Masamune were summoned to make swords for the Shogun or Emperor and the finished swords were held in a waterfall. The result is the same as the other stories, and Masamune's swords are deemed holy swords. In one version of the story Muramasa is killed for creating evil swords.

    While all known legends of the two ever having met are historically impossible, both smiths are widely regarded as symbols for their respective eras.
     
  10. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    text must die
     
  11. evannick

    evannick Well-Known Member

    nintendo's history is waaaaay more intresting then the creation of the islam countries
     
  12. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Nice legends melfy
     
  13. light_x_dark

    light_x_dark Well-Known Member

    Hmm.

    What to put on the headstone?

    R.I.P. for sure....but what else?
     
  14. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    I wan't something awesome on my tomb stone like:
    The man who died by being hit by a car and doing a triple backflip.
     
  15. light_x_dark

    light_x_dark Well-Known Member

    Lol, nice. XD

    I'm talking about my Gundam....

    Making a temporary grave for it.
     
  16. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    Ah alright, maybe something like destroyed in the field of battle?
     
  17. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    He lived till he died.
     
  18. light_x_dark

    light_x_dark Well-Known Member

    He fell off my shelf........Not exactly "the field of battle". ::)

    That's good.....I'll save it for another time.
     
  19. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    Well yeah but you want it to be cool. ::)
    Also I have a weird thing with Germans. >_>
    Like all my favorite characters are somewhat german. XD *cough*Medic*cough* *cough*Stroheim*cough*
     
  20. light_x_dark

    light_x_dark Well-Known Member

    Right, right....

    Died in the field of battle, it is!
     
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