Spam Thread Mk. III

Sure.

Nope. I meant what Hobo and Don is doing right now.

 

hobos have no honor.. or do they?

 

"Aha, if it's not burning through the plastic then it could not be his saliva! YOU LIE! YOU LIE!!!"

*Brings out a jar*

"Now THIS on the other hand... is the ENTIRE FORCE OF ONE OF BRUCE LEE'S PUNCHES CONTAINED WITHIN A VORTEX CREATED THROUGH CHUCK'S EXCRETIONS!"

"Lay down your arms... or the world gets it."

 

Forsythe says All has Honor.

 

We Ed-- I mean "will" Prevail

 

The plastic... the reason it is not being burned through... is because it is Chuck Norris' shedded skin.
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REAL SPOILERS!

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But Brenner Won't

 

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Let's not forget Greyfield..

 

What the fuck?

Image fix

 

big mecha demands sacrifices

 

*Brings out trusty cellphone once more*

*Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep*

"Crap... I can't get reception in this stupid desert...
In that case... the only way to counter that water gun is...

*DUNDUNDUN!*

MAC GYVER! I PAY MY TAXES, GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

 

My bad.

Copied the wrong image

 

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Compared to peach, she is inferior. Have her.

 

To snatch a quote from someone on the boards: KILL THE INFIDEL!

 

OBJECTION! You don't pay shiet! Which is why you're loaded, and ca afford Halo 3!

So.. Mac Gyver is rendered useless.

-Sprays ChuckNorrisSpitGun on Don's cane.-

WALK NAO BIOTCH! -gets a little distance, since House can still walk.-
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Lol.
But Lin owns all!

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*Limps forward slowly, clutching leg in pain*

"This will never work... unless!"

*INSERT LARGE PLOTHOLE*

*Don9aldo now has a wheelchair and can use his mutant powers to float*

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! My ridiculously circuitous evil plan is THREE QUARTERS COMPLETE!"

 

... THAT WILL NEVAR WORK... UNLESS

*insert, smaller, less important plot hole.*

We have pixie dust... And Tinker Bell died out 100 years ago!

 

*Don9aldo remembers something from is distant past as a child who had been babysitted by a dog and had once gone on a long, pointless journey to a world called NivverNivverLand (or something to that effect)*

"I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! I DO!"

*The attack was ineffective... Don9aldo still does not believe in fairies*

"Wait a second... EDWARD CULLEN IS A FAIRY"

*Tinkerbell appears at shoulder*

"Whattcha gonna do now punk? I'm callin' you out!"

 

So much win....

You used... did not use Edward's name in vain!

You cannon grasp the true attack of Edward!

Don takes 93823984282489423287483842859 damage!

Hobo takes 3884989423 damage!!! Hey! No fair! Well... We both have the same enemy here.. we should work together to take this guy DOWN!

 

*kills hobo for being a twittard*

 

Read more carefully.... =.=