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Spam Thread Mk. III

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Reider, Dec 20, 2009.

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  1. gamblore101

    gamblore101 Well-Known Member

    ~Lyrics~
    Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
    So just sit down and listen
    Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
    And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
    (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
    Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
    A gift real special, so take off the top
    Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
    Not gonna get you a diamond ring
    That sort of gift don't mean anything
    Not gonna get you a fancy car
    Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
    Not gonna get you a house in the hills
    A girl like you needs somethin' real
    Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
    Somethin' special girl
    It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
    It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
    See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
    And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
    To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
    It's easy to do just follow these steps
    1: Cut a hole in a box
    2: Put your junk in that box
    3: Make her open the box
    And that's the way you do it
    It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
    It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
    Christmas; dick in a box
    Hanukkah; dick in a box
    Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
    Every single holiday a dick in a box
    Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
    Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
    Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
    a dick in a box...
     
  2. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    o.o
     
  3. ggrroohh

    ggrroohh Well-Known Member

    You don't need one,you can just set your computer settings

    I really like the chest design for SKL
     
  4. gamblore101

    gamblore101 Well-Known Member

  5. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    But what if the mouse design is shaped especially for Right handed people? Like the McKAL
     
  6. ggrroohh

    ggrroohh Well-Known Member

    I should just have kept quiet =.=
     
  7. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    urrffffffff
    boredd
     
  8. ggrroohh

    ggrroohh Well-Known Member

    Basically I refuse to answer "What if" questions

    They never end

    And I don't want to think too much during my holidays...
     
  9. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    They do, when I'm the one asking.
     
  10. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...the fuck?
     
  11. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HloS9Ukto
     
  12. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member


    Hmm?

    [​IMG]
     
  13. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    well guys i gotta go, bye all!
     
  14. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

  15. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

  16. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    Septette for the Dead Princess
     
  17. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    Anyone with decent internet wanna try Tales Runner with me?
     
  18. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    beautifull
     
  19. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Today I was visiting almost perfectly round shaped lake in the middle of forest, which is subject of many local tales because of really big poles standing on it's bottom. It's really deep, so placement and size of the poles is quite hard to explain, considering the lake is so old...
    Furthermore, two divers who went swimming there last year were both found dead in full equipment.
    Unfortunately, there was nothing exciting going on today, and poles can't be seen from the surface. Meh.
     
  20. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    ::)
    there is a gate to gensokyo :p
    (playing touhou at the moment)
     
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